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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 10 December 2023

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Elevate your weekend with the sensational Weekend Specials at Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store! From December 8th to 10th, 2023, we're unleashing a cascade of unbeatable deals that are practically begging to be discovered.

Picture this: aisles filled with exclusive discounts, mind-blowing offers, and savings that'll have you doing a happy dance in every corner of our store. Your shopping experience is about to be transformed into a treasure hunt for fantastic finds!

Join us in turning your mundane grocery run into an extraordinary adventure. Whether you're a gourmet guru or a savvy budget shopper, there's something special for everyone at Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store.

Brace yourselves for jaw-dropping steals that won't break the bank! From pantry staples to delightful treats, we've curated a collection that's as diverse as it is budget-friendly. Because who says saving money can't be fun?

Save the date, set a reminder, and prepare to embark on a shopping spree like never before! These weekend specials are not just discounts; they're an experience waiting to be explored.

See you at Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store, where the laughter is infectious, and the deals are downright amazing!

Offers valid while stocks last.

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 06 January 2024

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Exciting News Alert! Introducing our NEW arrivals – Dope Sparkling CBD Infused Seltzers!

Get ready to elevate your refreshment game with the perfect blend of flavours – Pineapple, Watermelon and Grapefruit

Unwind with the power of CBD in every sip, providing a chill vibe for your mind and body. Each 300ml can is crafted with care, ensuring a crisp and sparkling experience with every fizz.

Why choose one flavor when you can have them all? Mix and match or savour your favourite – the choice is yours!

Tag your squad and spread the word! These Dope Sparkling CBD Infused Seltzers are here to bring the party to your taste buds.

Available now! Don't miss out on the newest addition to the good vibes squad. Cheers to relaxation, flavour, and unforgettable moments!

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 06 January 2024

Available at:
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Elevate Your Energy, Ignite Your Passion!

Introducing our NEW Phyto Andro South Africa 100% Natural Herbal Products!

Unleash the power of nature and take your libido and energy to the next level with our premium blend. Whether you prefer it as coffee, hot chocolate, honey or convenient capsules, we've got the perfect natural boost for you!

Feel the Difference:
Boosts Libido Naturally
Enhances Energy Levels
100% Herbal Goodness
Coffee, Hot Chocolate, Honey & Capsules

Plus, enjoy the benefits without breaking the bank! We proudly offer Phyto Andro at prices much lower than anywhere else!

Say goodbye to artificial enhancers and hello to the potency of nature! Revitalize your senses and embrace a healthier, more vibrant lifestyle with Phyto Andro.

Ready to experience the natural way to ignite your passion? Try Phyto Andro today!

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery - Ottery, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 05 January 2024

Available at:
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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Exciting New Arrivals Alert! Unveiling a feast of flavours that will make your taste buds dance!

Indulge in the sizzle with our Indomie Hot & Spicy Cup Noodles (70g) – a fiery kick for your adventurous palate!

Cook up a storm with Sun Star Cooking Oil (2L) – the secret ingredient for every Masterchef in the making!

Satisfy your sweet cravings with Froozels Original Comets (320g) – a cosmic burst of deliciousness in every bite!

Crunch and munch on the goodness of Field & Flavour Lightly Salted Chips (120g) – a snack that speaks to your soul!

Breakfast just got better with Big 5 Original Puffs Cereal (500g) – a bowl full of joy to kickstart your day!

Revitalize your day with the zing of Lucozade Assorted Energy Drinks (330ml) – the ultimate pick-me-up!

Keep it clean and safe with Handex Liquid Hand Sanitizer (350ml) – your on-the-go defence against germs!

Hurry and grab these fabulous arrivals before they disappear! Visit us now and elevate your foodie experience to a whole new level!













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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 23 December 2023

Available at:
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Embrace the cozy vibes with our latest addition and must-have restocks!

Nestle Hot Chocolate 450g: Dive into indulgence with every sip! Our Nestle Hot Chocolate is the ultimate winter warmer, offering a rich and velvety chocolate experience. Chase away the chill and treat yourself to a comforting cup of cocoa bliss. Because nothing says "cozy" like a mug of Nestle goodness!

Baby Soft 2ply Toilet Paper 24's: Softness you can feel, quality you can trust! Our Baby Soft 2ply Toilet Paper is back and better than ever. Stock up on the gentle touch for your everyday essentials. Pamper yourself with the luxury you deserve – because comfort starts in the bathroom!

Bokomo Weet-Bix 900g: Breakfast of champions, back in stock! Start your day right with the wholesome goodness of Bokomo Weet-Bix. Packed with nutrition and natural energy, it's the perfect foundation for a day full of vitality. Rise and shine with the breakfast that fuels greatness!

Visit your closest Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store and elevate your winter essentials with Nestle Hot Chocolate, the plush comfort of Baby Soft 2ply Toilet Paper, and the nutritious kick of Bokomo Weet-Bix.

Offers valid while stocks last.





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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 22 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Exciting News from Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store!

Get ready to add a splash of humour and a burst of energy to your day with our NEW arrivals!

Jive Funny Flavour Sparkling Drink 2L: Sip, savour, and let the laughter flow! Our Jive Funny Flavour Sparkling Drink is the perfect companion for those who appreciate a good chuckle with every gulp. Refreshment just got a whole lot funnier!

Assorted Switch Energy Drinks 500ml: Need a pick-me-up? Switch things up with our Assorted Switch Energy Drinks! Whether you're powering through work or gearing up for a workout, these energy-packed drinks are here to keep you on your toes. Unleash the energy and conquer the day!

Protex Soap 150g: Keep it clean with a touch of humour! Our Protex Soap is not only tough on germs but also lightens the mood with its fresh and invigorating scent. Elevate your daily routine and stay fresh with Protex – because hygiene should always come with a smile! 🚿

Hurry down to Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store and be the first to experience the laughter-infused refreshment of Jive Funny Flavour Sparkling Drink, the energy boost from Assorted Switch Energy Drinks, and the cleanliness of Protex Soap.

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 12 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Introducing Our New Noodle Delights!

Dive into a world of flavour with our latest noodle creations! Whether you're a noodle connoisseur or a casual foodie, our new products are here to tantalize your taste buds.

Lovely Instant Noodles 75g:
Quick and delicious, our Lovely Instant Noodles are perfect for those who crave a flavorful meal in minutes! Simply add hot water, and you're on your way to noodle heaven. 🌟

Chow-Mein Noodles 400g:
Elevate your stir-fry game with our Chow-Mein Noodles! Versatile and oh-so-tasty, these noodles are ready to soak up all the savoury goodness of your favourite ingredients. Get ready to wok and roll!

A1 Noodle Cups 60g:
On-the-go goodness! Our A1 Noodle Cups are the ultimate convenience. Just add hot water, stir, and enjoy the rich flavours wherever you are. Perfect for a quick office lunch or a late-night snack!

Why Choose Our Noodles?
Quality ingredients
Authentic flavours
Quick and easy preparation
Versatile for various recipes

Share the noodle love! Tag a friend who needs to try these new flavours!

Don't miss out – these noodles are flying off the shelves. Grab yours today and embark on a noodle adventure!





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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 09 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Exciting News at Our Grocery Clearance Stores!

We've just restocked with some amazing new arrivals that you won't want to miss! Check out these fantastic deals:

Deep Freeze Migraine & Headache Cold Patch 4 Pack:
Say goodbye to those pesky migraines and headaches with Deep Freeze Cold Patches. Fast-acting relief in a convenient 4-pack.

Econo Pine Gel
500g
Keep your home clean and fresh with our Econo Pine Gel. The 500g size is perfect for all your cleaning needs.

Glyco-Lemon Hair Remover for Ladies and Men
Smooth, silky skin for everyone! Our Glyco-Lemon Hair Remover is suitable for both ladies and gentlemen. Get that hair-free look you've always wanted.

Hurry in today and grab these incredible products at unbeatable prices. They won't last long, so don't miss out!

Tag a friend who needs to know about these fantastic deals  and visit your closest store now to stock up on these must-have items!





Offers valid while stocks last.

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 06 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Prepare for Serious Flavour at Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Stores!

We're here to deliver a knockout punch of unbeatable deals on your favourite goodies!

Sour Patch Kids Grape: These aren't a joke - they're seriously grape-tastic! Satisfy your sweet tooth with the zesty twist of Sour Patch Kids Grape candies.

Caribbean Tropical Punch Concentrate 1L: Dive into a tropical taste sensation! Our 1-liter Caribbean Tropical Punch Concentrate is no laughing matter when it comes to refreshing flavours.

Nando's Peri-Peri Hot Sauce: It's hot, and we're not kidding! Nando's Peri-Peri Hot Sauce adds a fiery kick to your dishes. Take your taste buds on a thrilling adventure with this spicy delight.

Milky Coco Coconut Milk 340ml: Creamy, dreamy, and ready to elevate your recipes! Milky Coco Coconut Milk is your secret weapon in the kitchen. Make your dishes seriously delicious with a touch of tropical goodness.

Head to your closest Mr. No Jokes Grocery Clearance Store and grab these incredible deals before they disappear! Serious savings, seriously good! Don't joke around, hurry in today!








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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 03 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

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Exciting News! Discover the ultimate self-care essentials with our brand new arrivals!

Introducing our luxurious Body Thrive Hand Wash & Body Wash, along with plush Body Loofahs!

Indulge in the goodness of our nourishing hand and body wash, designed to cleanse and hydrate your skin, leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. Say goodbye to dry skin, and hello to soft, silky-smooth hands and body!

Elevate your shower experience with our Body Loofahs, providing a gentle exfoliation that helps to remove dead skin cells and promote a healthy, radiant glow. Pamper yourself and make every shower a spa-like experience!

Don't miss out on these fantastic additions to your daily routine. Get ready to elevate your self-care game and treat yourself to the pampering you deserve.

Shop now and let your body thrive!

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Food - Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens - Montague Gardens, Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

Offer valid until: 01 December 2023

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Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Montague Gardens
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Ottery
Mr. No Jokes Discounted Groceries Factory Shop Stikland

Exciting News! Our Grocery Clearance Stores have just welcomed some amazing new arrivals, and we can't wait for you to try them!

Introducing our newest delights:



Wedgewood Nougat Bars: Satisfy your sweet tooth with the luxurious taste of our Wedgewood Nougat Bars. Made with the finest ingredients, these bars are a little slice of heaven you won't want to miss!



Cracker Mix 400g: A perfect blend of savoury and crunchy, this mix is the ultimate snack for movie nights or parties. Get ready to elevate your snack game to a whole new level!

 

urry in and grab these delectable treats before they're gone! Visit your nearest store today and treat yourself to the best deals in town.

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